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Monday, July 13, 2009
13.o7.o9

I simply cannot understand why guys love to play with guns and excel in it. But when it comes to toilet bowl aiming they totally suck! Is it so hard to aim properly into a toilet bowl?

I mean, come on, I'm very certain that a toilet bowl offers a wider surface area than a tiny head in CS or a zombie in arcade games. So why is it that guys can shoot and aim so well in games but instantly lose their skills when it comes to releasing.

And when i say releasing, it means two forms of releasing. First, the normal form of releasing aka relieving yourself. The second is... you know... Both they totally suck at aiming.

I'm so sick of going home wanting to use the bathroom and I see disgusting yellow stains all over the bowl. And poor me have to use the bathroom shower and detergent to scrub it all off. It's purely disgusting, unhygienic and totally selfish of boys to think of nothing but themselves when they pee. Don't they know they have GIRLS who are using it too? And can't they see that when their aiming has gone horribly wrong they wipe their own shit themselves in this case urine?

I really hope to find a husband who can aim well.
Maybe that should be my first criteria from now.
glanced at the mirror at 7:49 AM