OMG IT WAS DAMN HILARIOUS AND ENTERTAINING THROUGHOUT!!!!!!!!!!!!
Whenever the brother Rodrick came out, me and darling would go into gasps of "OOOO OMG!!! He's so cute!!! He's so handsome. WAAAAAH!!!"
His real name is DEVON BOSTICK!!!!
Isn't he cuuuute? Plus he takes off his shirt ALOT on the show which totally made us drool.
So me and darling were LMAOing at almost every scene. I think we totally buffed out the entire cinema. As usual, laughing damn loudly but it was so damn funny. I have no idea why the cinema people weren't laughing. I mean... COME ON IT WAS FUNNY!!!!!!!
And there were two cute guys in front of us so me and darling kept nudging each other and suggesting to go up to them to see if they wanted a double date. HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Then I said," What if they're gays?!" Darling: That's SO HOT!!!!
Darling is still mad on gays.
This movie so 3 times better than Alice in Wonderland. I have NO IDEA why Alice in Wonderland got a good review. It's a stupid pathetic movie. Few laughing scenes and basically no climax at all. And it was 4 stars.
Wimpy Kid got 2 stars only but it was SO ENTERTAINING!!! Alice in Wonderland should get 2 stars and Wimpy Kid gets 4 stars.
I think only semi-childish minds like me and darling actually enjoys such silly movies made for kids. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!
Omg I'm actually on the same level as a one-cell.
This is degrading.
glanced at the mirror at 7:37 AM
Saturday, March 27, 2010
27.03.10
After a few weeks of bad luck, my luck changed for the better in yesterday's mahjong.
Sorry Idiot your curse won't work on Veralyn-sama.
:D
Plus the losses and wins I think at the end of the day, everyone will be no win no lose.
Weili is always the exception for this of course. She has never once won AT ALL. Playing with her, she ALWAYS loses money. And last night she even ZHA HU!!!!!
Worse of all, she ZHA HU when Parrot and Hippo both had 5 tais.
Thankfully, we the nice people decided to forgo that round because she already lost a lot of money. Lol. I think she lost $6++ to me alone. Haha!!!
Today after volunteer work, Hippo and I got a free ride back to Tampines from an old bird. Met up with darling for dinner after that. Hippo played Captain Ball today!!! Thankfully no balls hit her head so her eyes are still safe. But she was SO TIRED in the car she REALLY slept and almost drooled. WTF?!?! Really no energy.
After dinner, me and darling had a fun time at arcade!!! OMG been so long since we played back arcade!!! The old times when we were in secondary school and we'll chiong to arcade after school and play DDR whole day!!! Yes yes I miss the old times.
So we played back DDR wahahaha!!! Played Bishi Bashi and she likes the Cooking Mama game I introduced which we managed to complete!
We played so many rounds of DDR I couldn't lift my legs to walk after that. My legs totally felt like jelly and I was whimpering along on her shoulder all the way. But I think I've lost a lot of weight playing DDR. Because really sweat A DAMN LOT!!!
:D
glanced at the mirror at 6:18 AM
Tuesday, March 23, 2010
23.03.10
I HATE ULCERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I so damn regret eating mango, jackfruit, chocolate chip cookies, fried chicken and lays on the same day. Because now it has erupted into a huge 5 cent coin ulcer ON MY TONGUE!!!!
I can't believe I have to eat porridge for all 3 meals.
I can't even sallow. I have to drink even water one sided wtf!!!
Worse I can't even speak normally.
Even worse, I'm going for a dental check up tomorrow and I'm pondering if I should skip it because I absolutely CANNOT stand the doctor prodding his metal instruments into my mouth and it touching my huge ulcer!!!!
I'LL CRY DAMNIT!!!!!!!!!!!!
Okay and so I'm STOMPing now and I read the most hilarious reply to a post ever:
It's regarding this article,
Man molests Ris Low by pulling her tube top down in taxi queue
STOMPer Benji came across disgraced beauty queen Ris Low’s blog and was shocked to discover that she was molested.
On top on that, she even used vulgarities when relating the incident on her blog.
The former Miss Singapore World wrote in a blog entry dated Mar 17 that she was standing in a taxi queue when someone walked up to her and pulled down her tube top.
She claims that she told him about it but he had already ran away.
She added that she regretted not giving him a kick that she had learnt from Muay Thai.
She wrote: “He pulled down my tube in front of a taxi stand queue la!
“I told him off and he ran away. Regret keeping that kick I have from Muay Thai. Sigh.”
The STOMPer was shocked.
“She is a public figure and almost everyone knows who she is.
“By blogging and using vulgarities, our young might follow suit.
“While I am sorry that she got molested, she should be aware that she has an audience and not use vulgarities.”
She asked the indian man ris: Wanna see my boobs? They boomz. Indian Man : Say nununnunnunu how cum can see but cannot touch? Ris: I am the Ambassadar of Posh andBbeauty from Singapore since you are from India I give you discount. Indian Man: Rupia or Sin dollars Ris: $500 for left breast and $100 for right. Indian Man: Why so cheap for right and ex for left? Ris: because when I represent singapore to Africa hor, a leopert came and bite off my right side nipple, so no nipple cheap cheap lor. That was when the indian men pulled her tube top down and found both sides had no nipple, so she screamed "How dare you pull it off and exposed my ex Miss Sin double wammy!" That will cost u $600 and excluding gst!!! So the indian had to run away just only getting a little preview of the most take about girls small double unripe chiku lor
Okay his english sucks and I had to do a little editing but basically you get the gist.
SO FUNNY LOL LOL LOL!!!!!!!!!!
glanced at the mirror at 3:41 AM
Friday, March 19, 2010
19.03.10
Last minute house call to Idiot's house for Mahjong.
Idiot said he was going to cook dinner for us. Turns out it was some idiotic magi mee.
Idiot is currently hollering at me to get back to the Mahjong table because he doesn't want to arrange 19 tiles for me.
This is what Idiot gets for letting me use the computer to supposedly 'sound horn'.
Lately my luck has been very bad and has already lost mode than $5 to Idiot.
It is not good to play at an Idiot's house.
Idiot is breathing down my neck now.
I have officially managed to use the word 'Idiot' in every sentence to define Idiot.
I WILL NOT LOSE TO AN IDIOT!!!!
glanced at the mirror at 5:10 AM
Thursday, March 18, 2010
18.03.10
Last week my company had a cake party to test out the new Ice Cream Cakes they were going to sell in Swensens. The whole Pantry was filled with cake and more cake.
This week they started giving out Mangoes. I think Mangoes are in season or something but there were like cartons of Mangoes all for us to take.
Plus there are still loads of leftover CNY goodies left which I often help myself to.
This totally makes up for the deny of internet access.
For those who didn't see this posted on my FB profile here it is,
Laugh it Out. :D
glanced at the mirror at 3:48 AM
Monday, March 15, 2010
15.03.10
Seriously I'm bloody sick and tired of the News first page to be JACK NEO.
Get a life people. He had an affair. The end. Why are they making such a fuss of it? Must we know the ENTIRE story from head to tail of their 'love'???
And worse, Wendy Chong. I can't believe she's a model.
Baby, you can go be a model already. You own her in looks like ten times.
- She wants to be a mistress then decides to tell a reporter to spill the beans.
- Threatens to kill herself when Jack wants to break up with her.
- Claims she's fallen in love with him (WTF ARE YOU FUCKING BLIND RETARD?!?! If you really loved him you won't even reveal this disgusting affair to gain popularity.)
- Had sex with him in a car (Fuck this is gross to the max. I know why they did it in a car. Total darkness can't see gross small dick or flabby fats. Even better the air-con emitting Carbon Monoxide makes you sleepy so you can get 'high' easier. Because it'll be much easier when you can't see his face and he can't see hers. Whatever.)
- Has no guilt in ruining people's life (You think the whole world revolves around you? I can so tell you told this news out just to get popular. Have you ever thought of how many people will be affected by this because of YOU?)
- Insisted she didn't use Jack to get into entertainment business (COME ON WHO ARE YOU KIDDING?!?!?!?!?!?! Even a 24 chromosome freak can see that)
- Says she feels stupid because Jack had tyrusts with other girls (DUH!?!?!? For someone so *no comments on your looks*, you think he'd go for only you? OMG!!! How strangely possessive)
She still can say this:
Chong, who blamed herself for getting into a mess with Neo, said: 'I was stupid lor. I can only say, ya lah, I made the mistake.'
WOW??? SERIOUSLY 100% NO GUILT AT ALL!!! I feel like bitch slapping her until her face is swollen and throw her to the dogs to bark with them.
She's truly the Mother of Sluts. She can try Geylang. Same price as the Cheenas?
IF THE NEWS TALKS ABOUT JACK NEO AGAIN I'M GOING TO WRITE TO THE STRAITS TIMES AND ASK THEM TO GIVE US REAL NEWS!!!! LIKE EARTHQUAKES OR AFRICAN KIDS DYING!!!! Not some lame shit junk about celebrity. It doesn't affect my life. Fuck it. (Will be demure in next post)
How can this cocked-eye slut be a model?!?! MY GAAAAAWD!!!!!!!! It's no wonder FHM girls are so OVER in Singapore. Which explains another candidate... Baby go sign up for Elite Model Management. Pfftt...
glanced at the mirror at 5:48 AM
Saturday, March 13, 2010
13.03.10
Today when I was going out my Dad came back at the same time and he told me the neighbour's house kanna attacked by loan shark.
Bemused I went out to take a look and saw black paint splattered over the walls and fonts in red, QIAN QIAN HUAN QIAN followed by their address and handphone number.
And I was like WOAH!!!
This is the first time I saw a loanshark's 'attacks' can!?!?!? To think it happened to my neighbour. Plus there was like police gathered all around like some death scene. Lol.
Apparently my old neighbour shifted house and this new neighbour moved in. The old neighbours must have owed loanshark money so they quickly shifted house. And my poor new neighbours had to take the fall for them. So poor things.
But at least they didn't do anything else like set fire.
So yes, these things do happen in real life and not only in movies. Quite an experience :)
And everyone should watch Lady Gaga's MTV because she fucking rocks.
I'm supposed to help in Taiwan's trip planning. But fuck I seriously can't read traditional Chinese. I really don't understand. Why can't they be English websites?! Don't they know that not all tourists can understand Chinese.
Fuck Chinese!
And I have no idea why I'm so vulglar lately. LOL!!! Okay no more bad words after this post. I promise!!
glanced at the mirror at 4:52 AM
Friday, March 12, 2010
12.03.10
I'VE DECIDED ON MY FUTURE JOB!!!!!!!!
Yes.
I'm going to be a Nanny.
A fucking Nanny earns 2k a month. And all they fucking do is sit at home and take care of a dumb fuck baby. And they earn 2k a month?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!
I got the shock of my life when I heard my friend was paying 2k a month for a Nanny to take care of the baby for ONLY WORKING HOURS i.e. 9-6
Can life be any better than to earn money AT HOME????
Heck I'm not even earning 1k a month and I get up so early everyday and I have yet to include transportation fees. Okay that's it. I'm going to be a Nanny.
Nanny Leong is coming.
glanced at the mirror at 7:58 AM
Thursday, March 11, 2010
11.03.10
Today my manager said something that amused me to no ends.
Him: Make sure this voucher tallies with the record. In the past, there was one case where a group of people were caught dining in at Swensens using these vouchers. Apparently, the staff working in Swensens took these vouchers and they went out to dine for free. So now we are taking precaution against such things from arising.
I nodded my head.
But in my mind I was laughing like fuck.
The group of people appears to be me.
:)
By the way, Alice in Wonderland is overrated.
glanced at the mirror at 2:44 AM
Wednesday, March 3, 2010
03.02.10
Back from Genting.
Time passed by so fast over there. Can't believe it's OVER!!! I can so spend another day there with the theme park. Can't get enough of thrill rides :)
So on the first day when we went up the coach I was like WTF? Because it was the exact same coach that I was in charge of during the Malaysia Travel Fair while I was still internship with Five Stars. The very same coach okay!!! I really have fate with that coach. And I was busy reminiscing the things that happened on that coach lol. To think that I was sitting it now.
Anyway didn't sleep AT ALL throughout the bus journey. Watched Raising Helen movie on the bus while Dragon was busy watching his anime and the others either sleeping or watching the Panda movie. Either way, didn't get to sleep even a wink.
Reached Genting at like 5.30am and it was freaking cold! Stoned at Starbucks behind heading for a spa session to kill time. The reason why I agreed to the spa was probably because there was internet access there HAHAHAHA!!!!
First day nothing much. Went to visit the Haunted Mansion and then Ripley's Museum. Dinner was filled with pastries and fried chicken for supper. I can't live without chicken.
Had loads of fun on the second day. Every ride we queued for I would whine to Baby how scared I am. Because saying you're scared before a ride will make things not so scary. Haha... my theory. So poor Baby had to listen to me lament endlessly how scared I am.
Was persuaded to sit Corkscrew in the end. The mega roller coaster. But damn it was fun like hell!!!!! So was the Flying Coaster!!! I don't mind sitting it another 10 times whee!!!
Went for bowling later on. The bowling arena was SO COOL!!! Blasting pop remix music and neon lights lighting up the lanes.
Night time all gathered in Dragon's room with tons of snacks and alcohol and caaaards!!!
Talked all night long until like 4.30am. The next day, me and Baby couldn't wake up so we skipped breakfast. Housekeeping came in and disturbed us and told us we had to check out by 12pm. At 11.30am, housekeeping came in and disturbed us again. This time can't be bothered to open the door.
Bus journey back home was filled with cards. Dragon made a 'table' using the luggages. Damn funny. I think they are so addicted to Dai Dee that they even carried the cards down during imigration. LOL!!!!
Genting is fun :)
Note the is. Not was. Won't back going back there again haha! Or maybe try Sunway Lagoon's theme park! But heck I'm going to HK Disneyland. So in love with theme parks.
Indian Man : Say nununnunnunu how cum can see but cannot touch?
Ris: I am the Ambassadar of Posh andBbeauty from Singapore since you are from India I give you discount.
Indian Man: Rupia or Sin dollars
Ris: $500 for left breast and $100 for right.
Indian Man: Why so cheap for right and ex for left?
Ris: because when I represent singapore to Africa hor, a leopert came and bite off my right side nipple, so no nipple cheap cheap lor.
That was when the indian men pulled her tube top down and found both sides had no nipple, so she screamed "How dare you pull it off and exposed my ex Miss Sin double wammy!" That will cost u $600 and excluding gst!!! So the indian had to run away just only getting a little preview of the most take about girls small double unripe chiku lor