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Tuesday, March 23, 2010
23.03.10

I HATE ULCERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I so damn regret eating mango, jackfruit, chocolate chip cookies, fried chicken and lays on the same day. Because now it has erupted into a huge 5 cent coin ulcer ON MY TONGUE!!!!

I can't believe I have to eat porridge for all 3 meals.

I can't even sallow. I have to drink even water one sided wtf!!!

Worse I can't even speak normally.

Even worse, I'm going for a dental check up tomorrow and I'm pondering if I should skip it because I absolutely CANNOT stand the doctor prodding his metal instruments into my mouth and it touching my huge ulcer!!!!

I'LL CRY DAMNIT!!!!!!!!!!!!


Okay and so I'm STOMPing now and I read the most hilarious reply to a post ever:

It's regarding this article,


Man molests Ris Low by pulling her tube top down in taxi queue

STOMPer Benji came across disgraced beauty queen Ris Low’s blog and was shocked to discover that she was molested.

On top on that, she even used vulgarities when relating the incident on her blog.

The former Miss Singapore World wrote in a blog entry dated Mar 17 that she was standing in a taxi queue when someone walked up to her and pulled down her tube top.

She claims that she told him about it but he had already ran away.

She added that she regretted not giving him a kick that she had learnt from Muay Thai.

She wrote: “He pulled down my tube in front of a taxi stand queue la!

“I told him off and he ran away. Regret keeping that kick I have from Muay Thai. Sigh.”

The STOMPer was shocked.

“She is a public figure and almost everyone knows who she is.

“By blogging and using vulgarities, our young might follow suit.

“While I am sorry that she got molested, she should be aware that she has an audience and not use vulgarities.”



AND ONE OF THE FUNNIEST COMMENTS WAS THIS!!!!

brutbearjam said on 23 Mar, 2010

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She asked the indian man ris: Wanna see my boobs? They boomz.
Indian Man : Say nununnunnunu how cum can see but cannot touch?
Ris: I am the Ambassadar of Posh andBbeauty from Singapore since you are from India I give you discount.
Indian Man: Rupia or Sin dollars
Ris: $500 for left breast and $100 for right.
Indian Man: Why so cheap for right and ex for left?
Ris: because when I represent singapore to Africa hor, a leopert came and bite off my right side nipple, so no nipple cheap cheap lor.
That was when the indian men pulled her tube top down and found both sides had no nipple, so she screamed "How dare you pull it off and exposed my ex Miss Sin double wammy!" That will cost u $600 and excluding gst!!! So the indian had to run away just only getting a little preview of the most take about girls small double unripe chiku lor
Okay his english sucks and I had to do a little editing but basically you get the gist.

SO FUNNY LOL LOL LOL!!!!!!!!!!
glanced at the mirror at 3:41 AM