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Monday, May 3, 2010
03.05.10

My weekends were HELL fun.

Friday was mahjong.
Saturday had night cycling.
Sunday was whacky afternoons. :)

Feel so blissful. I don't mind remaining jobless for the rest of my life.

Maybe I should really find someone rich and be rich tai tai HAHAHAHA!!! Doubt so.

Anyway Saturday was crazy with Darling.

Darling had to come up to my house because there were MANY problems with the bike.

I hope Felina is not reading this. Because her lock was jammed and no matter what I/Darling/My Dad/My Mom did the lock just couldn't be turned. Despite adding lubricants to it, it still remained jammed. So my dad took a saw, and saw it away. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Once my bike was finally FREE of its reins, there was another problem. My bike tyres were totally FLATTENED!!!! So had to pump air. Thank god my brother has a personal pump for tyres. My Dad tried pumping but instead the air kept coming out.

So Darling being my lovely 'hubby' stood up and said she'll try.

And of course my Darling being so pro and all, managed to pump it full of air. Like I said, she's good in PUSHING. So my tyres were pumped up and ready to go. Once we got down, the moment i started cycling, the chains came off. Darling had to get her hands greasy fixing it.

Haven't even started cycling and so many problems arised!!! But this made me and Darling's bonds closer and more loving yay!

Finally started rocking and it was kind of creepy cycling at night. Because we took the shortcut so we had to cut through many 'ulu' places. When we finally reached Bedok 85 we were so tired we couldn't eat much. CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?!?!?!

Too tired to eat. First time that happened to me.

But seriously. We stoned on the chairs for quite a while before I made a move. Just too exhausted. Stamina problem. Been so long since I exercised haha! After our meal, cycled to Bedok Reservoir.

Wanted to cycle the whole circumference of it. But it was SOOO DARK and CREEPY Darling spooked out and said we'll try it during the day. Darling is such a coward. Pfftt. What's a little fun in being more adventurous man? It's just BEDOK RESERVOIR!!!! Though it was kind of creepy.

Slacked out under the stars over there before it got quite late and cycled back to Eastpoint.

Had Ice milo at Kopitiam. Me and Darling walked under the stars around the 'whole' Simei before getting ANOTHER drink from CHEERS and sat down under the clouds. We were chatting halfway when this Indian man approached us and started socializing with us.

The smart me really can't be bothered to entertain him further so I faked a call from my Mom and claimed that we had to go home. He asked can we stay to chat with him and I rolled my eyes and said, "No."

Shit I think I'm becoming such a bitch lately. LOL!!!!

And Darling was so freaked out that she didn't want to go and claim out bikes which were parked there. Instead, we walked all the way to my house and called my Dad down to company us to get back our bikes.

Sometimes I think I should be the guy instead of Darling. Because I'm practically behaving like the guy. I buy her food. I cycle at the back. I treat her drinks. I shook off the Indian guy. And I'm always making all the moves.

I SHOULD BE THE GUY INSTEAD!!!!!!!!!!!

Whatever I still love my Darling regardless.

Hope we'll have much more fun this weekend!!!

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Sunday was CRAZY!!!!

I pity Jason's house and your poor rubber gym ball.

*guffaws damn loudly*

It's all Honey's fault. Because Honey started bouncing up and down on the rubber ball.

Then Ben joined in.
Then I joined in.
Then Ken joined in.
Before Jason could join in, the ball made a loud hiss and a gush of air sizzled out of the ball and before you can say, "Adam Lambert" it was flat.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone's starstruck face was SOOOOOO HILAROUS we should have all got a shot of it!!!

Totally PRICELESS!!!!

Best was when Jason's maid came in the room and started shrieking about the mess that she had to clean up. And that was her 'master's' practise gym ball is now gone. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I know I'm so bad laughing at this because his Mom has to get a new gym ball now.

WHOOPS!!! BUT IT WAS SO FUUUUUUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I love Honey :)
glanced at the mirror at 7:29 AM